BrutalRoast

What is BrutalRoast?

Landing page audits that read your text and guess your speed. I built the opposite. BrutalRoast loads your live page in a real browser. Playwright. Lighthouse. axe-core. Vision AI on real screenshots — desktop, tablet, mobile. Benchmark vs SaaS medians. It tells you your LCP is 4.2s. It names the contrast that's failing. It sees what your mobile actually looks like. ChatGPT can't do any of that. Free score. Full audit $9. Founding 50: Pro for 1 year at $49 — 50 spots.